i have a cokenail.
i do not do coke.
you dont have to be a cokemonkey to have a cokenail.
chinese people invented the cokenail.
but that was before they had coke.
they used it cause they did not import Q-tips to china in those days.
they would clean their ears and pick their noses with their cokenails.
i am not chinese.
but i do have a cokenail.
and i use it for the same reasons.
and to carve things into styrofoam cups.
i like my cokenail.